Got A Cock? Snip It

Now that I've got your attention.... :)

This is another one of those posts where I'm going to be brutally honest about sex. So if you're easily offended, or will go around spreading rumours about me being promiscuous (simply because I have an opinion about sex?) then... stop reading. Just click on one of my ads and go shopping instead.

But the truth of the matter is the penis is ugly.

Now don't get me wrong... I do love a hard cock. I don't bat for the other side.
But when I look back at past BFs ... I'd have to say that perhaps all but one had ugly penises. One was worse than ugly (read on!).

It didn't stop me from "loving" those men (despite their aesthetically challenged penises).... I'm using inverted commas because I'm not sure if I really knew what love was back then.
One particularly bad penis belonged to my then BF, let's call him George. (He was actually Mr Print & Wank I wrote about before!). Although of good size... George's penis had tight foreskin. It was so tight it couldn't move back much ... in fact it didn't expose the head at all. Even when he peed.

So imagine - piss that comes into contact with the underneath bit of foreskin that can't get washed. Ever.

Yuck! I shudder at the recollection. :(

If I were to nominate someone for a circumcision, he'd be first on my list. It's not based on aesthetics... but something more pressing... Hygiene!

(He doesn't read my blog. But if he does see this and knows it refers to him... I'm not being a mean person but merely being honest. It is not some hate post that's meant to shame him, that's why I don't use real names).

Only about 20% of men in the world are circumcised. The majority of which are Muslims, Jewish, and American.

Some people call it genital mutilation. They think it's an unnecessary surgery. And that the foreskin has nerve endings so if you cut that off, sensitivity dips and sex isn't as good. I for one can vouch that in terms of penetration, it makes no difference to the woman. And that both men with foreskins and those without seem to enjoy sex equally. It's not as if the circumcised one climaxed with a grateful smile while the uncircumcised one blew his brains out when he came.

If sex is the same.. then why circumcise???
Well... here are Holly Jean's Top 5 Reasons Why She Prefers a Cut Penis.
5. It slides up and down more easily, foreskin can get in the way. I mean... it's a bit of flappy skin... what do I do with it?!
4. Lower risks of infections. Dirt, urine etc doesn't have anywhere to get trapped.
3. It's cleaner. Yes... I know that soap and water exists. But any bit of sweat or moisture smells and tastes putrid underneath that foreskin. And Smegma was it's name-o.
2. Lower incidence of STDs.
No kidding. I read it on WebMD. Plus, women cannot see the whole penis, and thus will not spot any genital warts or rash that might be lurking under the foreskin.
1. Visually MUCH more attractive.
A neat penis looks sexier. Flappy skin only looks good on Shar peis.
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Men I know who have had circumcisions (either at birth or adult) do not regret it. Yet some other uncircumcised men will rather chop a finger off than go for the snip. When I have a son, do I circumcise him as a baby ... or let him decide when he's an adult? I don't know.

Girls, what do you prefer? And men, what do you think?

Having tried a circumcised penis...will I ever go back to the au naturel ones? I doubt so. But never say never... maybe he'll be rich enough to make up for the inconveniences of putting up with an uncircumcised penis!

I jest. Please do realise that most of this article was written tongue-in-cheek (or maybe not tongue).